Rules for Mankind -Read a Book

Just watch the video...

Kid Cudi

Lowkey, this is how I kind of been feeling lately...

Timepieces

If you tell me that these aren't some sexy watches... I'd chop you in the jugular. I saw them on COMPLEX . Expect to see one on my wrist SOON!

Assassins Creed II

This was a DOPE game and smashed on Assassins Creed I

Pics, Pics, Pics

Yeah, i.V. just shot a whole slew of pictures recently.. check the iV facebook page for the rest.

Overall Dopeness

If you haven't seen this then your EXTRA late but its still dope.



Their website is SUPER DOPE also... UNIQLO

Rules for Mankind -Get Your House in Order-

Look to your left, now look to your right. Do you see a mound of junk, dust everywhere, crumbs all over your carpet, etc etc. -ahem- THEN CLEAN THAT JUNK UP

Your home should be somewhere where you refocus your chakras and chill out. Not a wild jungle where you basically have to play "Don't Step on the Lava."

When your environment is in order then its easier for you to be in order... I'm sure every bodies' bed feels awesome but think of how good it feels to lay in the bed when the bed is made.. yeaahhh boi. Never fear... you TOO can enjoy that feeling at a constant basis if you just apply yourself.

Now remember:

1. Start from top to bottom

2. Open some windows so the dust can fly out.. no point in not doing it

3. Put things away that your not using

4. Organize, organize, organize -don't move junk from one room to junky up another room

5. Using actual cleaning supplies never hurt anyone.. at least not that bad

6. Turn on music.. it'll make things a lot less tedious

7. THROW/GIVE STUFF AWAY!!!! You do NOT need ALL of that junk and I'm sure somebody does.

8. Bathrooms do not clean themselves magically. So if your waiting for that magical fairy to do it... fall back.

Well there is a few things to keep in mind. Once you finish just watch and see how much better you feel and how your able to focus on the other tasks at hand. Also, watch how many people might actually start coming over now. You're Welcome.

JP

Rules for Mankind -Proper Grooming-

I don't know where to start so if it sounds sporadic... bear with me.

Preface: Have you ever wondered why people tend to be hesitant of getting close to you? Have you wondered why people tend to make funny faces when you are in inclosed areas with them? Well, the answer is because you look and smell like death... but not to worry, I am here to help.

THIS IS RULE ZERO: TAKE A BATH/SHOWER EVERY EVERY DAY

1. I didn't know people didn't know this but shower gel should not be most peoples main source of cleansing. Its cool to use it but use it last. For example, you don't wax a car before you wash it. Regular old soap and water will do the trick. Then, use shower gel. SOOOOOOOOOO many people are making this mistake daily. Time to end that.

2. Towels... Use one... those sudsy loofa things won't get you CLEAN like a towel will.

towels + soap = wash

loofas + bodywash = afterwash

SN: Cologne does not cover up funk.... period.

3. Shampoo does not bite and it will not melt your head.. try it

4. Deodorant. There should be no man that uses, exclusively, spray deodorant. Don't get me wrong, I love AXE and all that; However, if you notice, AXE makes stick deodorant for a reason. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD USE IT.

- But wait... not only should you use it but you should use what applies.. i.e. if you are a sweaty person, use the antiperspirant kind because it'll give you that added protection.

- if you are a person that have "fresh factors" playing against you (i.e. larger people, certain ethnic backgrounds or just plain strong b.o.) use a deodorant that has that added time like a 24 hour protection kind. Its cool to wanna get the fancy brands but it smarter to get the more efficient one.

5. If you have facial hair.. make it look like its on purpose... that whole.. dances with wolves look... nah homie

6. Women... body hair.. this may sound sexist but... handle that.. your underarms shouldn't look like mine and neither should your legs... Don't get me wrong.. you can not handle that................ and you can not have a man either. as far as the intimates.... cutting the grass raises the property value. Also, nobody will wanna visit if they can't find the house. I've never witnessed these personally but I've heard about them.

7. Men... this may sound questionable but handle them nails homie. You may try to battle this but when women don't you touching them and they grow fungus and u have to get your nail-bed removed... your going to wish you listened.

8. Brush your teeth with a decent toothbrush and toothpaste (water doesn't count).. If your tooth brush bristles are all over the place... get a new one. Breath can stink and teeth can fall out...

9. Clean out your ears... trust me.

10. Men... WASH YOUR FEET.. i know that they're "all the way down there" but you gotta do it... I know a lot of girls... and believe it or not... they know when your feet smell like hot death on rye bread.

-thats it for now.. If there are more developments.. I'll be sure to post

JP