Preface: Have you ever wondered why people tend to be hesitant of getting close to you? Have you wondered why people tend to make funny faces when you are in inclosed areas with them? Well, the answer is because you look and smell like death... but not to worry, I am here to help.
THIS IS RULE ZERO: TAKE A BATH/SHOWER EVERY EVERY DAY
1. I didn't know people didn't know this but shower gel should not be most peoples main source of cleansing. Its cool to use it but use it last. For example, you don't wax a car before you wash it. Regular old soap and water will do the trick. Then, use shower gel. SOOOOOOOOOO many people are making this mistake daily. Time to end that.
2. Towels... Use one... those sudsy loofa things won't get you CLEAN like a towel will.
towels + soap = wash
loofas + bodywash = afterwash
SN: Cologne does not cover up funk.... period.
3. Shampoo does not bite and it will not melt your head.. try it
4. Deodorant. There should be no man that uses, exclusively, spray deodorant. Don't get me wrong, I love AXE and all that; However, if you notice, AXE makes stick deodorant for a reason. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD USE IT.
- But wait... not only should you use it but you should use what applies.. i.e. if you are a sweaty person, use the antiperspirant kind because it'll give you that added protection.
- if you are a person that have "fresh factors" playing against you (i.e. larger people, certain ethnic backgrounds or just plain strong b.o.) use a deodorant that has that added time like a 24 hour protection kind. Its cool to wanna get the fancy brands but it smarter to get the more efficient one.
5. If you have facial hair.. make it look like its on purpose... that whole.. dances with wolves look... nah homie
6. Women... body hair.. this may sound sexist but... handle that.. your underarms shouldn't look like mine and neither should your legs... Don't get me wrong.. you can not handle that................ and you can not have a man either. as far as the intimates.... cutting the grass raises the property value. Also, nobody will wanna visit if they can't find the house. I've never witnessed these personally but I've heard about them.
7. Men... this may sound questionable but handle them nails homie. You may try to battle this but when women don't you touching them and they grow fungus and u have to get your nail-bed removed... your going to wish you listened.
8. Brush your teeth with a decent toothbrush and toothpaste (water doesn't count).. If your tooth brush bristles are all over the place... get a new one. Breath can stink and teeth can fall out...
9. Clean out your ears... trust me.
10. Men... WASH YOUR FEET.. i know that they're "all the way down there" but you gotta do it... I know a lot of girls... and believe it or not... they know when your feet smell like hot death on rye bread.
-thats it for now.. If there are more developments.. I'll be sure to post
JP
This is a solid post. I never thought about the body gel issue, but you're right.
ReplyDeleteSome women really like the unkept facial hair on guys, though. It drives through the "alpha male" image to em and makes the dudes look more masculine. But that's not all chicks - just some