DISCLAIMER: IF YOU THINK ONE (OR MORE) OF THESE ARE ABOUT YOU.. IT MIGHT JUST BE.. IF UR IN DOUBT, JUST ASSUME IT IS AND HANDLE IT.. DONT ASK ME IF IT IS CUZ I DONT WANT TO TELL YOU YES
1. I'm still tired of little dudes in big clothes. I kno cats half my size, , that wear shirts bigger than I do. Why? Man, you will NEVER get respect in that huge shirt...never. sorry, you lose
2. Bright Easter/Long suits.. tacky..period.. they're bad enough individually, but the combination of them both is sad. Prom suits are no exception.
3. Girls who can't cook.. ... .... i can cook, so you, yes you, can learn how to cook also.
4. Messy ppl.. junk all over the place isn't sexy.. clean up yo spot and see how much more comfortable your guests act.
5. ignorance.. remaining stupid your whole life isn't gonna get you far.. and if u think that you know everything.. it's just that type of thinking that makes you stupid.
6. its 08, almost 09.. time to start taking more showers, not baths and not "wash ups"... showers... good showers.. with real soap and real water.
7.. or 6(cont.) follow that shower with deodorant.. immediatly.. and know what kind of deodorant to use.. not everybody can use the fancy deodorants.. sometimes u just gotta use the XTRA STRENGTH kinds.. thats ok.. nobody will mind, but they will mind if ur musty..
8. save your money.. quit spending b4 u get it... think before you spend.. In the words of Jay-Z "being broke is childish, and i'm quite grown"
9. friends don't let friends be wack.. if u kno somebody thats doing something wack.. tell them.. but be careful how you do it..
-example- ladies, if you friend is still wearing jordans with club shirts/dresses on.. politely suggest that they get some heels that would work better.
-example-dudes, if yo homie raps.. and he's wack, but you tell him that his music is tight.. ur only becoming a part of the problem.. or.. if yo homie is trynna mack girls with super wackness.. let him knows.. the girls would appreciate it greatly.
10.. shoulda been number 1 to me.. in the words of one of my mentors, John Rhymes.. flint people know who he is.. "there is a time and a place for everything"
translation: act like you got some sense in public.. don't curse in church.. don't throw shyt in the movies.. stop yelling everywhere you go (and wondering why everybody is looking at you)... public displays of affection: use in moderation... etc etc.. when in doubt.. just dont do it.
11. Jordans are ok, but vary your shoe game.. something is wrong if u have 19 pair of J's and 1 pair of dress shoes.. people will go to the mall at 5 am to get new j's early.. but will be late to church.
12. I love t-shirts too but cop a polo shirt once in awhile.. matter of fact.. try this combo right here:
- a polo shirt... that is your size.. if u can fit a medium comfortably.. don't buy a 2x
- a nice pair of jeans.. that fit nice.. not extra baggy (levi's or somethin)
- a pair of solid(or mostly solid) color shoes.. preferably not forces or jordans right now..
- a conservative watch or bracelet.. nothin guady and faketry that combo and see how people react.. then start building a style from there.
13. girls, quit wearing headwraps in public.. ion care how u feel bout it.. it makes u look like a runaway slave trynna blend in
14. stop littering.. cuz ud be mad as hell if somebody threw their trash in your yard.
15. wrap it up before u catch the "cant-pee-rights"
16. the word is SPECIFIC not PACIFIC.. pacific is an ocean
17. why do people insist on drinkin nasty alcoholic beverages like its a contest.. i figure if i'mma pay THAT much for alcohol.. i'mma enjoy it w/o making ugly faces after every drink i take.. i kno cats who take that $10-a-half-gallon russian vodka str8.. makes no sense to me.. mix that shyt.
18. the word "swagger" is becoming the new "bling-bling" I saw a 70 year old lady say it.. sooo i'm done.
19. workout or do somethin physical.. being out of shape isnt hot.. people are having heart attacks younger and younger..
dudes, its been said that..
for every 35 lbs you loose.. u gain an inch of your "manhood"lol.. its prolly
somebody puttin on runnin shoes RIGHT NOW.
20. fast food is death.. DEATH
21. FACE BOOK PARTY ADS WHEN PEOPLE JACK SOMEBODIES ALREADY EXISTING PHOTO AND THROW A HORRIBLE LAYER OVER IT WITH GLOWING WORDS AND ALL SORTS OF WACKNESS..AHHHHHH!!!!! Hire a designer or a photographer and see how much better they do.
20 somethin. Vagina's should only be given to girls who will treat them right.. its like a pet.. give em a hair cut and wash them.. so they wont stink up your whole spot.if u know anymore things that i've forgotten.. just add them in the comments..i'll end this note like this
"There's much biger issues in the world, I know, but I first had to take care of
the world I know." - Jay-Z
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